he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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