Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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