yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
where are my eyebrows?
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