Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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