Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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