i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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