Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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