I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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