i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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