But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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