See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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