yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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