thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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