he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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