I think my vagina is haunted
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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