a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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