In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
