Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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