Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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