So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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