I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
