You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
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