If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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