One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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