Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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