i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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