Can Purell be used as lube?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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