They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you inspire me to be a worse person
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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