dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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