Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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