She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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