im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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