Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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