What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Farmville is her only friend.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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