I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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