i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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