i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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