butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There r osticjed everywhere
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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