So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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