Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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