my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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