My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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