good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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