Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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