She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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