Walk of Shame today included voting.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
