Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You ruined the universe
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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