we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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