I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
Randomize
