he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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