No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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