My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You are the jesus of drinking
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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