I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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