these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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